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What's with this nonsense Idaho
Almost ALL the other states goin' legal
Weed no longer makin' you a criminal
Haha
Well not here
It's BULLSHIT
Well Officer
Right now
I'm dumb as Billy Madison
Got brains holier
Than the Vatican
Oh you're breakin' outcha'
Fancy pen
With the bright ass light at the end
You want me to stare in that
Try to count back from ten
I don't think so sir
But I'm not so sure
My tongue is numb right now
I'm at a loss for words
Saw your lights behind me
Fore I jumped that curb
My car smells like what
(SMELLS LIKE HERB)
No way sir
That's just absurd
My words aren't slurred
I coulda swore it was your's
You all sound blurred
You still seem unsure
I ain't tryin'
To waste your time
Like some mindless jerk
First let's look at this
Through the eyes
Of a half minded jury
Then I'll disperse
(We'll see about that)
I popped three hydro
Two Xans
An Ativan
Yeah I'm feeling good
But no shenanigans
A law abiding citizen
Up until the late AM
I'm crazed on all my medicines
Take more meds than veterans
On big pharma I depend
Yes sir I'mma family man
I'd rather kick back twenty pills
On any given ev-en-in'
Or if I'm feeling really bland
Mix em' with my scotch
Before I pop on CNN
We stuck up in this society
Everyone's got anxiety
Doped up un-justifiably
Can't we all just ignite the tree
Everybody come fly with me
Well that's all just fine
I'm so sorry that I stopped you sir
Wasted your time
Naw it doesn't seem to me like
You've committed a crime
Plus I know SOMEWHERE out there
Some teens are sparkin' a dime
That sounds like a much better
Use of my grind
So I'mma cut you loose
Hey but may I remind ya
If you ever come across
An evil POT SMOKER
Losing their mind
You need ta pickup your line
Punch in those three little numbers
That begin with the nine
Imma speed on over
All ready and primed
A whole rally of
My buddies closely behind
So we can kick out your teeth
And really unwind
Smash out your windows
Cause we're feeling confined
Or maybe that's our tear gas
And flash bang mines
You can try to run or stop us
If you feel so inclined
But were takin' down
You assholes
One at a time
I guess that this is society
Everyone's got anxiety
Doped up un-justifiably
Far too scared for sobriety
Then they all try to lie to me
If you feel like I feel
Nd you wanna put down them pills
You could fly with me
FUCK
It's gotten so bad it hurts
How many more folks
We gonna shove in the dirt
How many more of my people
Gotta roll in a hearse
Before we look around
See which problem is worse
Dependency is the curse
Presently we have the chance
Damage we can reverse
If you can agree with me
Just holler out yellin'
CHURCH
Chemically inducing
Smiles just to
Drown out your hurts
Man that shit won't work
Naw
Think I'd rather kick back
Spark up the purp
If you're willing to wake up
Light up n' get burnt